This beer has balls. Big brass balls. It came from downtown on a special favor because other beers haven't been living up to Corporate's standards. This beer is for closers only. ABG, A Always, B Be, G Ghosting. Always Be Ghosting. Is it a wheat beer? Is it an IPA? Is it some sort of magical hoppy creation that doesn't really fit into the BJCP standard? Why is there controversy over what kind of style there is? There are White IPAs, there are hoppy wheat beers, there's all kinds of fucking beers that don't jive with traditional styles. Hops are one of the four ingredients of beers. Water. Malt. Hops. Yeast. You don't add extra water to beer. It doesn't make sense to add more yeast. You've got two choices: malt and hops. Malty beers are awesome, but there's a time and a place. Hops are the shit. Hops are the fucking shit. When I go out at night, I rub a little hop oil on my hands and shake everyone's hand around me. It makes an impression.
The Ghost starts out strong. It spooks you with a tiny taste of what's to come. It frightens me how much this is my go-to beer right now. The scary thing is that it's such a drinkable beer. It's 5.8% but it still packs a scare. Goddammit I don't need puns, it's just a good beer.
Remember how Patrick Swayze was trying to figure out the financial problem with proxy Whoopi Goldberg but he couldn't figure out how to kick a can in the subway until he realized it was all about energy concentration and the weird looking guy in Ghost and all the shadows and all the Demi Moore and OH MY GAHHHHH. This beer is like that.
Nose: Floral and citrusy.
Body: It's a wheat beer so it's full bodied. It helps tone down some of the big hops.
Mouth: It's got a lingering bitterness and a dank flavor. The hops are big but it's still got the balance I like.
Drink this beer. Make it a go-to.
The Ghost starts out strong. It spooks you with a tiny taste of what's to come. It frightens me how much this is my go-to beer right now. The scary thing is that it's such a drinkable beer. It's 5.8% but it still packs a scare. Goddammit I don't need puns, it's just a good beer.
Remember how Patrick Swayze was trying to figure out the financial problem with proxy Whoopi Goldberg but he couldn't figure out how to kick a can in the subway until he realized it was all about energy concentration and the weird looking guy in Ghost and all the shadows and all the Demi Moore and OH MY GAHHHHH. This beer is like that.
Nose: Floral and citrusy.
Body: It's a wheat beer so it's full bodied. It helps tone down some of the big hops.
Mouth: It's got a lingering bitterness and a dank flavor. The hops are big but it's still got the balance I like.
Drink this beer. Make it a go-to.
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